Sunday, April 6, 2014

The Real Struggles of Fictional Characters: a parody *COMING SOON!*

Hey there! Have you ever wanted to see your favourite fictional characters come to life, but don’t want to go through all of the trouble of reading?! If so, you’ve come to the right place! Today I introduce the best reality TV show to hit the interwebs since SuperWhoLock! (Definition here)

Katniss, Bella, and Hermione face their biggest adversary yet…. High School!! *Please note that this is a parody and being so, we unintentionally intentionally made fun of the characters.  We understand that these are your fandoms and we make no claim that we are the actual characters, but this is the best idea that we could come up with! Your appreciation of my appreciation of your appreciation has been appreciated. *

Setting:
This super hip new show will be taking place in a high school NEAR YOU!! Yes I said you! By filming exclusively in high schools, the cast feels that this give the most realistic effect. Sorry, the show will not be taking place here:


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I know that we are killing your feels, but stop your tumbling and your gif making while we explain. After the events of their final books, Bella, Katniss, and Hermione try to integrate themselves into modern teenage society. Little did they know that the fangirls are everywhere! To do this, they find themselves in the most hostile environment known to man… high school! Where they will face challenges like bread eating, book reading, and tripping over everything!

Now you understand why this spectacular new show will be taking place in a high school. This peachy high school setting adds the most dramatic effect possible and forces your favs to try to act normal! DUN DUN DUN DUUHHHH!!!!

The Goal:
The goal of TRSFS is simple; survive at all costs! High school is deadly and dangerous and scary; more deadly, dangerous, and scary then the Volturi wrapped in President Snow covered in the weird ash-thingies of Voldemort!
Seriously

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Voldy?! 


What will happen during the final episode? Is Bella cheating on Edward? Why is Peeta making Bella and Hermione bread? Will Hermione be the chosen one (of Ron’s heart)?! You’ll have to watch to find out!

The Future of TRSFC:
Fans will be brought the edges of their seats by the end of season 1! Fans will awe as Hermione attempts to not call Ron Won-Won, as Bella tries not to fall over stuff, and as Katniss talks to her only friends: the trees! The people to lazy to read the books will only watch this show because all of the fangirls will be saying in perfect unison, “the book was better” and “you totally left out a major plot point!" The Real Life Struggles will join the countless other parodies and crappy trailers in hopes to unite the people who are too lazy to read and overly hormonal teenagers who believe that vampires really do sparkle!

Here are some of my favourite trailers:



To learn more about the show including nifty things like the hook and the intended audience, click here

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